Saturday, February 16, 2008

Shush! I'm A Bad Babysitter On The Run

I'm the worst babysitter you ever did see
You couldn't be any worse than me
The kids love me, that is true
That's cause I let them do whatever they wanna do

I was told to send them to bed at eight
They wanted to stay up til midnight, I said that was great
Candy, they just keep eating more
I said okay til their stomachs get sore

If your parents decide to hire me
You're in for a rare treat
Though I won't be back cause once they find out
They'll chase me with a pitchfork while I painfully shout

-alisha
(Based on my real babysitting skills. Though I've never been chased with a pitchfork by angry parents.)








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